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Standing strong while others run a hundred miles....
Snow
01.29.05 (10:56 am)   [edit]
Well, about freakin time.

Last night we finally got snow... or perhaps should I say an amount of snow that ammounts to more than a dusting. I think we got about half an inch. The big fluffy flakes too. They are always the good ones.

At any rate, I haven't updated here much lately. Been doing alot more at my main blog over at blogdrive. I really like it over there. They have a nice engine. So stop by and read my main blog if you have time... and say hello.

Right now.. its time to go play in the snow with the kiddo.
 
Political Thought of the Day
01.27.05 (10:08 am)   [edit]
Put aside the partisan stuff for a moment. This is a straight lesson on politics.

John Kerry has been in the news alot lately. He have been speaking up about several important topics: Rice's nomincation, peace in the Middle East, perscription drug prices, Social Security, health care for poor children....

He is even coming up with legistaltion for some of these issues. He is traveling around, trying to make a difference. He is standing up and making the world take notice of his beliefs. He is making a name for himself and his ideas.

Thats great. Good for you, John Kerry.

However, a thought: It would have been alot better for him to have done this kind of stuff in 2002 or 2003... you know... BEFORE running for the presidency.

It may just be me.... but I thought you were supposed to make yourself into a noteworthy political person, THEN run for the presidency... not the other way around....
 
Blog fixing done RIGHT!
01.15.05 (8:44 am)   [edit]
From the title, you can bet I am sure as hell not talking about Tblog!

I have a couple of friends with Livejournals. Well, Livejournal went down last night. Things like that happen... and being a Tblog person, I am used to it.

Does livejournal put up a "We will be right back in a few." message? Hell no. They actually do it RIGHT!

Check out how a REAL blog service who actually gives a shit about its bloggers takes care of letting its posters know whats up: http://www.livejournal.com/

Holy Shit! Links explaining whats going on! What a fucking concept!

Last time I came on Tblog, it was down (suprise suprise) Whenever the site did pop back up, it had some massive php error so that only the tag/chat thing on the main page worked. It was full of a bunch of people bitching, and one poster (probably the owners cousin) talking up and down about how great Tblog is and how reliable the service usually is.

I asked him if we are using the sane Tblog site, because I have never seen this place to be reliable.

He ignored that and continued blowing the owner, and singing his praises. The owners wad must taste like strawberries or something if its that damn good....

Anywho, thats my rant of the day. Off to check on my pals blogs before finishing my story.... Today is the day I finish, I swear it! WOOT!
 
Busy day
01.11.05 (3:18 pm)   [edit]
Well, the day started out with taking the kid to meet with the public schools for some testing to see what kind of services they would offer him. I have been waiting for this day for about a month, since it takes a long time to get all the people together to evaluate the test.

When will I know the results? In another month... when all those people get together to tell me the results.

Oye.

I suppose "quick responce" isn't what the public school system is based on, eh people?

After the testing, I went shopping!
 
Farting
01.09.05 (6:46 pm)   [edit]

My kid is fastenated with farting in the bathtub.  He thinks its the neatest thing....


 


He just sits in the tub... and you can tell he is trying to push out some gas.  Then.... BOOM!


 


And he just laughs his fool head off.


Perhaps I am missing out on the point because I haven't farted in the bathtub in a long time.


*ponders eating come chili and then taking a bath*

 
Oh, thats REALLY funny
01.06.05 (6:18 pm)   [edit]
Ok.... two blogs ago, I made a parody titled post making fun of some of the extreme titles some of the political bloggers use.

Ironicly... that post has disappeared.

I did not delete it.

I wonder which one of the little political bitches whined to get it deleted. Was it CheckItOut, since he likes to use the term Nazi Cum Sluts in his blog posts? Did I violate his hate filled copyright?

This place is going to shit.
 
Chuckle chuckle, y'all
01.06.05 (8:09 am)   [edit]
Ok, some of you take the whole politics thing a weeeee bit too seriously.

My last blog entry title is a little thing called a PARODY. Can you say parody? I knew you could.

For the record and to answer the hateful Tmail I got.... no, I am not a "right wing hatemonger." And, believe it or not, I read both sides political blogs.

I was simply making fun of the titles that some people use in their political blogs. Those kind of titles were funny at first... they occassionally bring a chuckle... but when people use them every damn day for every damn post, it gets a touch annoying.

Really now, if you want to get your point across, perhaps a good start would be to use topic titles that are somewhat above the 10th grade level and that people MIGHT take seriously.

Its the internet people.... lets not take it so seriously. After all, geting hateful wasn't Al Gores intension when he invented it.


Anywho, moving on.... I have a nice day off today. I am savoring it. I start student teaching next week, and the day's off will be very few and far between with all the prepwork and grading that they keep telling me I will be doing.

Joy! I get to pay the university for the honor of going into a school and doing a teachers work for them for several weeks.

I can't wait until I am a teacher, so I can get myself some slave labor from the local teachers college....

Anywho, I am off to the fridge to get a smoothie....

Current Mood:

8)
 
The EAS system is alive.... and.... well?
01.04.05 (8:05 am)   [edit]
Sitting here watching Blues Clues with the tot, when they break into the programming with an alert from the Emergency Alert System (formerly the Emergency Broadcast System). Well, at first I panic cause I have watched The Day After like 4 or 5 times in the past several days. After awhile, when you do that, it starts to fuck with your head.

But no, this was a warning about a flash flood danger.

Where is the greatest risk? I have no fucking clue. The crawl at the bottom with the affected counties was blurry and jumpy, and the voice-over was about as clear and understandable as the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoons.

So I guess if I don't blog for a few days, its because a flash flood swept me away or something.

Well, assuming that they are not washed away by a torrent of water, I have my last dental appointment today. My teeth finally be all purdy like.

Then... I get to look forward to the wisdom tooth removal surgery in Feb. They called me and suggested that they wanted to knock me out for that. I am like hell yah! I would really rather not sit there for an hour and stare up at you people coming at my mouth with saws and needles and lord only knows what other kinky shit they use to cut out wisdom teeth. Knock me out for that stuff, doc!

Ah well, my microwave burretto is done. Better eat it before the flood waters wash it away...


Current Mood: 8)
 
Need help picking a new blog site
01.02.05 (5:38 pm)   [edit]
Ok, stick a fork in me, I am done.

I have been blogging here since Feb. One day, all my stuff from Feb and half of March disapeared. I log on today, and now all I have left from late April on.

This is fucking bullshit.

Does anyone know of a blog engine that DOESN'T randomly delete people's posts like this? Cause I would like to move my older shit there.

I would also like a place that has a nice community feel like tblog.

I will still post new stuff here.... but damn.... I have had a hell of a year. I dont need to lose half the shit...

Please drop me a tmail or leave a comment giving your ol' pal gnomie the hookup.
 
It doesn't seem to matter this year
01.01.05 (11:49 am)   [edit]
So I surf the web, seeing all these people peeing their pants in excitement over the New Year.

What did you do last night? How many beers did you have? How many drunk chicks boobies did you honk? What stale tv special did you watch?

Great!

Myself: I fell asleep on my couch at 9:30 while my tot played MarioKart. I awoke at 11 to find he had fallen asleep next to me. So I took him to bed, then trotted in to head to slumber land. At midnight, I was awoken by the sound of loud explostions and horns. I stagger outside to see a fireworks display going on in downtown. Not giving a shit, I wandered back into bed, put a pillow over my head, and went to sleep.
Oh yah, it was party city.

Its a new year... and I really don't give a shit. Why celebrate right now? I don't see a reason to. January 1st is just another day to me this year. The most exciting event I have planned for today is throwing away my old calendars. And while that is a party in a can... honestly I feel there is nothing to celebrate.

No... I am holding off my New Years celebration for one of the following events:

a. My ex wife pays her child support. Although I really don't see this being one of her New Years Resolutions...
b. I get hired as a teacher and sign a nice teacher contract.
c. I can afford to and buy a new car.
d. My kid actually shits in a toilet instead of his pants.

Now those would be reasons to celebrate. Until then, its just another day...

Current Mood: :idea:
 
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